Forecasts

Your Full STINKING Forecast

Match your score from the quiz to find your STINKING Forecast

1 to 10 – Blue Skies with a chance of SWEET SCENTS
You have a very good chance of putting smiles on other people’s faces. Your day will be filled with love, joy, and peace because you do not have any STINKING thoughts that could weigh you down. Keep up the good work and continue SMELLING good!
 
11 to 20 – Mostly Blue Skies with a TRACE of STINK
You are doing some things right and when you have STINKING thoughts, you do not dwell on them. You will typically find beauty in nature and other people. You do, however, notice some bad things around you. Stay focused on what you want and what pleases you. You deserve to be happy and at peace.
 
21 to 30 – Partly Sunny with a HINT of TANGINESS
You typically have good days mixed with bad days. On the good days, you feel really good about yourself while on STINKING days, you feel really bad. You have days that typically slant more on the negative side versus the positive. Keep focusing on the positive so you can have really good days more often.
 
31 to 40 – Mix of Sun and Clouds with a WHIFF of P-U SMELL
Your days are filled with a moderate concentration of negative STINKING thoughts. These thoughts affect your attitude and keep you from experiencing what life has to offer you. Start working on your STINKING thoughts before it is too late!
 
41 to 50 – Mostly cloudy with a good chance of STINKOCITY
You are headed in the wrong direction however it is not too late to turn your day into a good one. Most of your thoughts are STINKY and emit a raunchy SMELL. This SMELL can affect others and they typically notice your STENCH but don’t say anything to you. Find someone to help you get your SWEET SCENTS back. Be aware of your negative STINKING thoughts so you can start realizing your full potential.
 
51 to 60 – Scattered showers with an excellent chance of SWEATY BODY MISTS
Things are heading south very quickly. You are starting to not only STINK up your immediate surrounding with your negative STINKING thoughts but also are passing it on to others. Don’t STINK any more! Start working on your awareness of those STINKING thoughts and get them turned around before a full storm heads your way.
 
61 to 70 – Heavy showers with moderate to high levels of DISGUSTING BODY ODORS
Most of your day is filled with negative STINKING thoughts and you are affecting more than just a couple of people. When you start to SMELL, others will not say anything to you, however, when you start to STINK this bad, you will probably be embarrassed when others say, “What’s that SMELL!” Start working on deciding how you want your days to be. Just one positive day can have a major snowball effect on future ones. Have that positive day today.
 
71 to 80 – Steady rains likely with the FRAGRANCE of dirty TOILET WATER
Ok, things are starting to go down the drain! Your days are filled with focusing on what you do not want. You might even think that that world is out to pick on you and is punishing you. When you start STINKING like toilet water, your entire surroundings are affected. Others will tell you, “Man, you STINK!” right to your face because the SMELL is so PUNGENT. Change just one STINKING thought to a positive one and see how you day turns out.
 
81 to 90 – Severe thunderstorms likely with UNBEARABLE STENCH all around
Things are starting to get out of control. Your STENCH is causing the health department to come out to your neighborhood to find out what REEKS so badly. Your days are filled with focusing on everything you do not want and you may be content with the results. You know you must STINK badly when someone stops by your house and asks if this is where the dump is located because they followed their nose right to you. Believe it or not, you still can get your STINK out. It starts one day at a time. Don’t try to look too far into the future. Stay in the present moment and think of something that puts a smile on your face.
 
91-100 – Severe thunderstorms & Tornado WARNINGS with SEVERE REEKNESS – P-U!
WARNING! WARNING! This is NOT a test! This is a message of the emergency broadcasting company. Proceed directly to the nearest bathtub with a full bottle of shampoo and a new bar of soap and start getting your STINK out! This is NOT a test! This has been a message of the emergency broadcasting company. As you wash with the soap, think of at least one thing that makes you happy. Got it, good! You have now moved up to Scattered Thunderstorms and the Tornado Warnings have expired.

Prescriptions

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1 to 10 – Perform a kind deed for someone
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11 to 20 – Do Building Block 1 – Feeling God
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21 to 30 – Listen to inspiring music (Mozart)
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31 to 40 – Do Building Block 7 – Love & Gratitude
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41 to 50 – Do the “Hey, SMELL This!” Exercise
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51 to 60 – Write 5 affirmations and practice them daily
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61 to 70 – Do Building Block 4 – Positive Thoughts
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71 to 80 – Do the “Take Out Your STINKING Trash” Exercise
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81 to 90 – Take a shower, write some affirmations, & start the “Take Out Your STINKING Trash” exercise
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91-100 – Seek immediate help!
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Toon – Valentines

Valentine’s Cartoon!

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Toon – Canfield

Gainin’ Trainin’ with Jack Canfield!!

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Bios – The Little Stinkers

The Little Stinkers – Rosie, Lavy and Sugar

The little stinkers all live in the same orphanage where Sweetie grew up. Sweetie volunteers 20 hours a week to support the orphanage, TOOMANYSMELLS4U, and does community service. A lot of times Sweetie invites the little stinkers to do community service with her. She’ll take them to pick up trash at the park, plant trees, deliver MOBs (Meals on Backs) to the shut-ins, work in the Salavation Army’s soup kitchen, and countless other service activities.
So why are they called the little stinkers when they do so many kind deeds for others? To that question there is definitely an answer. When sweetie started volunteering at the orphanage, she said she would be “big sister” to the worst little skunks at the facility. She wanted the ones that had no hope for adoption and that the others had written off. She believes that a positive attitude can change anyone’s life. The director of the orphanage begged Sweetie not to do this because these kids were, to quote her, “beyond help.” Sweetie took this as a challenge and started working with the kids that very same day. Boy, did those little skunks STINK! We still call them the “little stinkers” but do so in a fun way today.

Bios – Rosie

Rena Rae Robinson, AKA Rosie, was given up for adoption at the time of her birth. Her mother had a litter of 6 babies at one time, and she couldn’t afford another mouth to feed. She decided to send the smallest baby that would need the most attention. Although she visits Rosie once a year on her birthday, Rosie didn’t want to see her. She felt like nobody ever cared for her and that spiraled into a very negative attitude. She would constantly fight with all the other skunks at the orphanage, but that was all before Sweetie started mentoring her. After a few months, Rosie started to change her negative attitude.
The defining moment that changed Rosie’s attitude came when she was being stalked by an owl. If you did not know, owls are one of skunks’ worst enemies. Earlier that day, she was foraging through the forest and got lost. She was really scared and didn’t know what to do. Then she looked up and saw a huge owl hovering ten feet above her. Panic started to set in, and it seemed as though this owl was trying to cut her off every time she started in a different direction. She was nearly out of breath and about to give up when she saw the orphanage. The owl gave her a big wink and flew off. That was when she realized that the owl had probably saved her life! He must have known that Rosie was lost and was guiding her back to the orphanage.
When she made it back to the orphanage, her cheeks were so red they glowed brightly. As soon as Sweetie saw her, the nickname Rosie was born because of her rosy cheeks. Sweetie also went on to tell her that the owl was Chubbs, a good friend of hers. She said they worked out a deal a long time ago for the owl to watch out for little skunks getting lost in the forest and guide them back home. Rosie now works on her beliefs and tries to always remain open. She often helps other kids from the orphanage with their negative outlook on things. She teaches the exercise “Hey, SMELL This!” to all the other skunks at the orphanage who want to change their STINKIN’ THINKIN’.

Rena Rae Robinson, AKA Rosie, was given up for adoption at the time of her birth. Her mother had a litter of 6 babies at one time, and she couldn’t afford another mouth to feed. She decided to send the smallest baby that would need the most attention. Although she visits Rosie once a year on her birthday, Rosie didn’t want to see her. She felt like nobody ever cared for her and that spiraled into a very negative attitude. She would constantly fight with all the other skunks at the orphanage, but that was all before Sweetie started mentoring her. After a few months, Rosie started to change her negative attitude.The defining moment that changed Rosie’s attitude came when she was being stalked by an owl. If you did not know, owls are one of skunks’ worst enemies. Earlier that day, she was foraging through the forest and got lost. She was really scared and didn’t know what to do. Then she looked up and saw a huge owl hovering ten feet above her. Panic started to set in, and it seemed as though this owl was trying to cut her off every time she started in a different direction. She was nearly out of breath and about to give up when she saw the orphanage. The owl gave her a big wink and flew off. That was when she realized that the owl had probably saved her life! He must have known that Rosie was lost and was guiding her back to the orphanage.When she made it back to the orphanage, her cheeks were so red they glowed brightly. As soon as Sweetie saw her, the nickname Rosie was born because of her rosy cheeks. Sweetie also went on to tell her that the owl was Chubbs, a good friend of hers. She said they worked out a deal a long time ago for the owl to watch out for little skunks getting lost in the forest and guide them back home. Rosie now works on her beliefs and tries to always remain open. She often helps other kids from the orphanage with their negative outlook on things. She teaches the exercise “Hey, SMELL This!” to all the other skunks at the orphanage who want to change their STINKIN’ THINKIN’.

Bios – Lavy

Larry Lenard Landry, AKA Lavy, was the bully of the orphanage. He was sent there after his dad decided he could not handle him any longer. His dad wanted to send him to a military school, but all of them rejected Larry. He would always harass any new kid, especially if they were smaller than him. No one knows exactly why Larry was so negative back then, but they suspected that his curiosity was the culprit. Larry is extremely adventurous and likes to wander off and explore. He read books about Louis and Clark’s adventures, and, man, he was hooked. His wandering off would typically get him into some
serious trouble. Our only guess is that he encountered something along one of his adventures, but he isn’t saying anything to anybody. That is not the Larry we know today though. Sweetie worked with him for many months, and he discovered helping others made him feel really good about himself. He was given his nickname because one day he was helping another little orphan work in a field when the smell of Lavender filled the air as Rosie walked by. She told Larry his new nickname was Lavy, short for lavender, and it stuck because he always smells of sweet perfume now. He still likes to be adventurous, but he is much more cautious than in the past and makes sure to tell someone where he is going before he heads outs.

Bio – Sugar

Fleuretta Danielle De Lorme, AKA Sugar, has a completely different story than the other two little stinkers. She was born in the back hull of a cruise liner that traveled to France. Once the workers saw her and her mother, they put them in a cage and shipped them off to a local zoo in Paris. After six weeks, she was separated from her mother and sent to the United States. Eventually, she was transferred to the orphanage. Fleuretta was a gossiper. She would tell all sorts of stories and would never tell the truth about anything. The other skunks had a saying at the orphanage about Sugar. They joked, “How can you tell if Fleuretta is lying or not?” The answer was, “If her lips are moving.” This did not set well with Sugar. When she told her fibs, she made up places and events that never happened to her. At first she was liked by the other orphans because she seemed so exotic, but that was until they discovered she was not telling the truth. From that time on, no one ever wanted to talk to her because she told little fibs on the other skunks that would get them into trouble. As soon as Sweetie started mentoring her, she started seeing the beauty in telling the truth. She started with the exercise given to her from Sweeite “Take Out Your STINKIN’ Trash” (insert link) and has never been the same. In only two short weeks, she was transformed into Sugar because she is just so sweet now!

Bios – Rotten

Billy Joe Bob, AKA Rotten, is a mean little bully. Because he is so short, he was teased often as a kid. When he grew up, he returned the favor. He was recruited by Stanky because he was so mean. He takes orders directly from Stanky and will do anything he asks so he can fit in and be one of “Stanky’s Crew.” He got his nickname from Stanky because he would throw rotten food at the little stinkers from the orphanage. Yeah, he sure is rotten, but maybe one day he will wise up and clean out all that STINKIN’ THINKIN’ and mean ways of his.